Ab twice the team India is

How do you know when you’re really struggling in a test match.

It’s the moment AB DeVilliers is not out for over 200 runs, and you remember back to your side making 76.

When a dude averages 36 and makes a hundred about every ten tests, you don’t expect him to make a hundred on a wicket where you have made 76.

I don’t ever expect Ab to make runs.

I just expect him to annoy me with that grin of his.

So how sh1t does India feel right now?

Do they feel like they couldn’t get it up?

Do they feel like they couldn’t get it up with Russian twins?

Do they feel like they just accidentally slept with their sister?

Do they feel like they just accidentally slept with their mother?

Do they feel like they just accidentally slept with their father?

It’s hard to say.

What is good to know is Ashwell Prince didn’t make runs.

Maybe not good news for India, but it makes me smile.

But Indian supporters do not feel too bad, VVS is still playing for you, and if he makes 600 runs in the second innings, like I expect him too, you are a 50/50 chance of winning this.

Guess what Toto, we’re not playing on the Waca anymore.

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0 thoughts on “Ab twice the team India is

  1. Suave says:

    Is it only me that gets angry indians when I bag them?They are shit in this test, but The Evil Empire are looking a little too good for my liking.The England need to step up their game, sharpish..

  2. Pontings_baldspot says:

    Is this AB guy any relation to good ol Fannie?

  3. Indian says:

    Nobody seems to care about this series. Neither the players nor the spectators. Let SA win this series and if Prince, Kallis don’t make any more runs, it should soften the torture.Strangely everyone here is waiting for IPL, the shitty indian experiment that is bound to fail.

  4. Deepak says:

    Suave,Dont worry Indians will whine when they lose and gloat when they succeeed. It seems to be the one thing that binds Indians togeter these days. Unity in diversity. Sigh.As for this test, as my dad told me, Indian Cricket team is overworked and abused by the BCCI. How can you expect them to perform at peak performance when they play shit load of cricket day in and day out?

  5. miriam says:

    ABdeV is actually 2.855* times the team India is.*to 3 decimal places*adjusts anorak sheepishly*

  6. John says:

    Time to take joy in the boy-on-the-burning-deck routine.Suave, you get some Indians angry.

  7. Indian says:

    Whatever the result, no one can take away the fact that Indians scored at a faster pace than the South Africans. Just that they need to do it for a longer time.I am happy with my team’s showing.

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