I would like to say that some of the Australian greats of yesteryear think Simon Katich should be chosen to play for Australia.
Steve Waugh was heard to mumble, Simon Katich should be playing for Australia.
But importantly he didn’t say, in cricket.
Allan Border said he can do no more.
I agree he can do know more, he is a krab, and krabs can only do so much.
Katich is an enigma, because if you had a shoe big enough you would crush him.
And you would be right to do so.
There must be something wrong with me, as all the experts see this man as someone who has restructured his game and is ready for test cricket.
I see him as the same useless mother fu©ker who crabbed his way across the crease and cost us an ashes and generally made my life miserable.
Even when he made more runs the Moses this year, I still just saw the same Krab with no talent pissing me off.
Maybe there is something wrong with me.
I doubt it, its probably Katich’s fault.
But there is an important point to the story on Katich.
Like katich, Jesus was crucified.
Jesus because he was too handsome and white to be from the middle east, and katich because he couldn’t make any runs.
Then they were forgotten about.
People got on with their lives, and then one day some smart @ss checks behind a stone and Jesus was resurrected, IE, his body was missing.
It’s similar for katich, most of us thought we had killed the fu©ker and then someone one checks the scores for New South Wales, and suddenly his career was resurrected, IE, his previous sh1t form was forgotten.
So all I ask of you is this good Friday is to eat a steak, and eat a krab, let’s keep our long weekend resurrection free.
The only resurrection you’ll hear from me, is the Stone Roses.
Went for beers at The Oaks tonight, two blokes confused me for Katich, and when a third asked my name I introduced myself as Katto.He said “Katto the cricketer?”To which I replied, “Indeed, hope you saw some of the 1506 runs I made this year”.Pissed bloke No 1 came back with “Is that really how many runs you made? That’s a shitload@”To which the right honourable Simon Katich/pissed Moses replied “That’s why we won the Shield.. agian. Godddammmm NSW ROCKS! Now buy me a drink Ho”I hope any of you would have done the same.
and the beer he bought me was cold and fermented. No complaints on the pint of Carlton Draught front..
I’d like to point out that Good Friday is also the spring equinox. I literally can’t think of another example of the whole world experiencing the same thing*. So, it’s a day of unity! oh and Moses? we don’t get enough post-beer posting, so thank you. *apart from the earth being hit by an asteroid or something.
I would like to point out to you Miriam, that for us in the Southern Hemisphere it is the Autumn equinox. Sorry to destroy the illusion of unity.Pretty much everybody hates Graeme Smith though, don’t they?
Damnit! I should have just called it the equinox! I tried to be too fancy! Yes, I suspect that even the Mareki tribe of Vanuatu, who probably haven’t even heard of him, dislike him. BUT, I hope he’s not then classed as doing the world a favour by bringing people together.