I, Uncle J Rod, hereby solemnly swear, that I will not mention Harbhajan Singh’s off field comments, however news worthy or p1ss taking worthy they are for 3 months.
This includes any press conferences, his appearances on “So you think I can prance” and his slot on Letterman.
My promises mean sweet fu(k all and I can give you the phone numbers of ex’s to prove it.
But I will try to keep this one.
It’s going to be hard, as the @ss clown has hit the late night chat circuit with a head of steam in India.
I suppose that’s fair though, after all India did win the test series.
Oh sorry, meant one day series.
I always get those two confused, because I place such an equal importance on both forms of cricket.
But before I go into my vow of silence, I would like to get out all my Harbhajan Singh statements in one post.
He recently said Australian’s actually like him, because they like a fighter. Technically they like an under dog, but I wont quibble on that. Actually I just quibbled on that.
Australian’s in general don’t like him , because A) Most believe that he did say a racist taunt to be a smart @ss at Roy and B) Yes we like underdogs who fight hard, but we generally like them when they take more than 16 wickets in 13 games of cricket.
If you really want Australian’s to like you Harbhajan, I suggest you get your wicket ratio to compete with your quote ratio. Otherwise you’ll turn into Graeme Smith, and who wants that.
Harbhajan is a pretty good off spinner, but he is still an average traveler, and so while he may be a god at home, on the road he is more like an admin assistant. His average of 41 away from home does not a champion make.
With all that in mind, he is the sort of player you’d want to play with. He lifts a team on the field, and generally seems like a fun dude to be around. His wicket celebrations are something akin to a guy being told his wife wants to have a threesum with him and her hot friend.
I even don’t mind his poxy dancing, but I just can’t like a dude who talks a good game and plays a dud game.
Either shut up and perform, or perform and say all the nonsense you want to, like Glenn McGrath and Shane Warne did .
Nonsense is fun, but wickets are better.
But keep dancing son, we all like that.
Is this Malcolm Conn masquerading as JRod???? Identity Theft!!!!!
first, guess what were the turning points in both finals from oz point of view…and who was involved…second and more importantly…what will oz do when bhaji wont be there…third, i have never seen a single player has rubbed whole nation a@@ this way…
Sp,1st, good point, but still not a great tour on the whole. 2nd, we’ll continue to take the piss out of him whether he is here or not. 3rd, Arjuna Ranatunga rubbed Australians far worse than Bhaji ever could or would.
and Arjuna Ranatunga won the world cup beating the shit out of Australia. I sense a pattern emerging here.For all the dirty religious conversion tactics that western countries try on India in the name of globalization, mocking Hindu gods and imposing their sense of morality on Indians, it seems to be sweet justice (not winning a stupid cricket match, but to rub a nation a wrong way).Though I don’t like Bhajji and think that he is a waste in the test team, I like what he did to Australia. I only hoped that he expose the hypocritical australian reaction for the ‘monkey’ business when I have personally seen club cricketers use such words in local games against coloured cricketers.Its more funny when Slater talks about imaginary ‘lines in the sand’ and declares that racism is not acceptable. effing loser.
Subhash, if your looking for a argument of whether Australians are hypocritical on racism, your not gonna get it from me. But your pattern point is mistaken, because bhaji was hated before he won anything.And no one takes slater seriously, do they?
I’ll try to live with that, JRod
Re your prior post about Bhajji’s comment on the CB series being the sweetest victory, there is a piece by Mukul Kesavan on Cricinfo. Don’t know how to place a link here, so I am just pasting the url. http://blogs.cricinfo.com/meninwhite/archives/2008/03/the_beginning_of_the_end.php#more
That’s what I pathetic writing (mukul kesavan’s). He picked up a statement and tried to make a logical conclusion out of it. Atleast he is not a commie bastard crying for BCCI to share IPL with other member boards like Sanjay Manjrekar and Dileep Premachandran.The only thing I like in that write up is his assessment of Gavaskar as a commentator. Absolute shithead.