Get David Hussey Into Office

The Australian One Day cricket team is struggling to make runs.

These things happen, without Clarke or Gilly they might not have passed 200 runs yet.

Ponting, Hayden, and Roy have all look muted.

King Probot Michael Hussey has been ok.

But what would a normal cricket side do when its players are out of form, they would bring in a new player.

The Australian team don’t drop players, they rest them, retire them, name new squads without certain names in them, or wait for injuries.

So rest them already.

Bring in Future PM David Hussey.

Hussey has been humping at the selectors legs like a horny Labrador for years now.

There is not another cricket side in the world he wouldn’t stroll into.

New Zealand would gladly give up Helen Clark and Peter Jackson just to have him for 2 tests against England.

The West Indies would donate an island for him, tax free.

And England would allow Kylie to come home just so they could see what a test match number 4 looks like.

This has gone on long enough, the team is not scoring, the batsmen look tired, and Roy and Ponting look like they are carrying injuries, and yet all David does for Australia is collect frequent flyer points.

And I worked for Qantas, trust me, they are impossible to use.

So this is the petition, as suggested by Homer, if you want David Hussey to play for Australia please sign your name in the comments.

Tell your friends, tell your enemies, hell tell NSWelshman, but get the word out.

Cricket with balls needs your name on this petition and if we get over 1000 people on the petition, I promise I will deliver it in person to Cricket Australia head quarters.

This has gone on too long, and the only thing that will stop me from marching into the ivory tower of Cricket Australia is David Hussey representing Australia.

Get signing people.

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162 thoughts on “Get David Hussey Into Office

  1. Abdul Kaneria says:

    If Hussey is picked i will buy buffalo wings for everyone who have posted before me.

  2. Aashrey says:

    I demand the selection of David Hussey. What are the Australian selectors thinking?Also, I proclaim this blog as the funniest cricket blog I have ever read. Way to go, Uncle J Rod.

  3. pk says:

    I PK support the petition

  4. ICL says:

    We shall recruit every Australian cricketer down to Under 12 level if David Hussey is not given a place in the Australian Team.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I, William Morris Lawry demand the selection of David Hussey

  6. Tom Cruise says:

    I promise to stop evangelising if David Hussey gets into the Ossie team.Hell I’ll promise never to make another movie!

  7. LRon says:

    I will let everyone into the spaceships if David Hussey is picked for the Australian test team.

  8. Dilwin says:

    I, cricketwithballs fan demand that david hussey get into the australian team.

  9. Damien Martyn says:

    I shall explain everything if Hussey the Younger is given a baggy green. I’ll even give it to him … unless I change my mind.

  10. Yoko Ono says:

    I will tell the world the real reason that the Beatles split up if they pick David Hussey.

  11. Heather Mills says:

    No! If anyone will be doing the revealing, it will be me!.. if they pick David Hussey.

  12. Paul McCartney says:

    Now now ladies, settle down.Actually, I don’t mean that, do as you please, just don’t sue me.And yeah, David Hussey for Australia.

  13. Trevor Hohns says:

    I will let every Queenslander hit me with a cricket bat once as an act of contrition for axing Heals before his last game at the Gabba in order to bring attention to the plight of David Hussey.

  14. Mukul says:

    I will continue blogging on cracinfo if David Hussey is elevated to the Australian team.

  15. Heather Mills' Wooden Leg says:

    I will reveal how many times a week Heather Mills wears undies. I don’t care if Hussey gets in the team. I’m rich now and can afford to put my feet um foot up.

  16. Harbhajan Singh says:

    If they pick David Hussey, I will apologise to Andrew Symonds and the entire population of Australia. Unequivocally.

  17. Heather Mills' Wooden Leg says:

    I will reveal how many times a week Heather Mills wears undies. I don’t care if Hussey gets in the team. I’m rich now and can afford to put my feet um foot up.

  18. Heather Mills' Wooden Leg says:

    I will reveal how many times a week Heather Mills wears undies. I don’t care if Hussey gets in the team. I’m rich now and can afford to put my feet um foot up.

  19. Heather Mills' Wooden Leg says:

    I will reveal how many times a week Heather Mills wears undies. I don’t care if Hussey gets in the team. I’m rich now and can afford to put my feet um foot up.

  20. Heather Mills' Wooden Leg says:

    I will reveal how many times a week Heather Mills wears undies. I don’t care if Hussey gets in the team. I’m rich now and can afford to put my feet um foot up.

  21. Heather Mills' Wooden Leg says:

    I will reveal how many times a week Heather Mills wears undies. I don’t care if Hussey gets in the team. I’m rich now and can afford to put my feet um foot up.

  22. Heather Mills' Wooden Leg says:

    I will reveal how many times a week Heather Mills wears undies. I don’t care if Hussey gets in the team. I’m rich now and can afford to put my feet um foot up.

  23. I don't even like cricket says:

    You’d have to be puffin muffins not to want David Hussey in the Aussie team.

  24. I don't even like cricket says:

    You’d have to be puffin muffins not to want David Hussey in the Aussie team.

  25. I don't even like cricket says:

    You’d have to be puffin muffins not to want David Hussey in the Aussie team.

  26. I don't even like cricket says:

    You’d have to be puffin muffins not to want David Hussey in the Aussie team.

  27. I don't even like cricket says:

    You’d have to be puffin muffins not to want David Hussey in the Aussie team.

  28. I don't even like cricket says:

    You’d have to be puffin muffins not to want David Hussey in the Aussie team.

  29. I don't even like cricket says:

    You’d have to be puffin muffins not to want David Hussey in the Aussie team.

  30. Mahatma says:

    I shall turn violent soon if Mr Hussey is not given his rightful place in the Australian cricket team!

  31. Michael Vaughan says:

    If they pick David Hussey I will officially endorse the Atheist’s latest offering.

  32. Mick Malthouse says:

    If they pick David Hussey I will hit my head against a wall a few more times… I know, it was hilarious wasn’t it.And for the record, no I am not Darth Vader.

  33. Yahoo Serious says:

    If they selectors pick David Hussey, I will force distributors to release Young Einstein on DVD in Australia. You know you want it.

  34. Sunny says:

    People say I smell like fish and taste like chicken and it’s true.Anyways enough about me, I have to decide… ICC Chairman of something or shit stirring wanker? Pretty much the same result either way eh?Oh and David Hussey wouldn’t find himself in a bar talking rudely so Australia get him into the team.

  35. Stuart Broad says:

    I will reveal that my true identity really is Taylor Hanson if they pick David Hussey.

  36. Tom Cruise says:

    If the selectors pick David Hussey I’ll stop being weird.Why are you laughing?

  37. Natalie Portman says:

    If the selectors pick David Hussey I will sleep with Jrod.

  38. Keira Knightley says:

    Fuck off Nat, Jrod’s mine… if the selectors pick David Hussey.

  39. Graeme Smith says:

    I luv Swarv!

  40. Ita's Desktop says:

    If JRod was in bed with both Nat and Keira, who would he poke first?David Hussey would know!Ita might vow never to talk about the Big Fella but hey I’m just the desk top they did it on.

  41. Ita's Desktop says:

    If JRod was in bed with both Nat and Keira, who would he poke first?David Hussey would know!Ita might vow never to talk about the Big Fella but hey I’m just the desk top they did it on.

  42. Ita's Desktop says:

    If JRod was in bed with both Nat and Keira, who would he poke first?David Hussey would know!Ita might vow never to talk about the Big Fella but hey I’m just the desk top they did it on.

  43. Ita's Desktop says:

    If JRod was in bed with both Nat and Keira, who would he poke first?David Hussey would know!Ita might vow never to talk about the Big Fella but hey I’m just the desk top they did it on.

  44. Ita's Desktop says:

    If JRod was in bed with both Nat and Keira, who would he poke first?David Hussey would know!Ita might vow never to talk about the Big Fella but hey I’m just the desk top they did it on.

  45. Ita's Desktop says:

    If JRod was in bed with both Nat and Keira, who would he poke first?David Hussey would know!Ita might vow never to talk about the Big Fella but hey I’m just the desk top they did it on.

  46. Ita's Desktop says:

    If JRod was in bed with both Nat and Keira, who would he poke first?David Hussey would know!Ita might vow never to talk about the Big Fella but hey I’m just the desk top they did it on.

  47. Oprah's couch says:

    Next time I’ll eat the evil midget known as Tom Cruise when he jumps all over me. Just get Dav… Send UJR to Wisden!

  48. Oprah's couch says:

    Next time I’ll eat the evil midget known as Tom Cruise when he jumps all over me. Just get Dav… Send UJR to Wisden!

  49. Oprah's couch says:

    Next time I’ll eat the evil midget known as Tom Cruise when he jumps all over me. Just get Dav… Send UJR to Wisden!

  50. Oprah's couch says:

    Next time I’ll eat the evil midget known as Tom Cruise when he jumps all over me. Just get Dav… Send UJR to Wisden!

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