I’m a big fan of quotes.
Always been a thing of mine.
Cricinfo has a quotes section on their site and I love going over there, mind you its about the only section of cricinfo I read these days.
I found this one the other day.
“It’s kind of hard to go on one date, have a nice dinner and then say: ‘That was nice – what are you doing in six weeks’ time? I’m going to Chittagong.’” Graeme Smith in an interview with the Cape Times on why he is still single
I’m not an expert on what ladies find attractive or not, but surely being the captain of your country, playing cricket professionally and travelling the world would entice some silly little girl into saying “I wuv you smithy”.
The bigger question may be, is it possible to have dinner with Graeme Smith and for it to be nice.
I suggest four reasons that could explain why Graeme Smith doesn’t have a girlfriend.
One, because he is a homosexual. By calling Graeme Smith a potential man lover, I apologise to the whole gay community in the sincere way that Eminem did.
Two, because he likes to shag around, and who can blame him, it’s the women who lower themselves I blame.
Three, because he is a ©unt.
Four, because he is a fu©king south african ©unt.
Seriously Graeme, in a world where Jacques Kallis goes out with Cindy Nel and blokes like Lyle Lovett and Tom Green have dated hollywood royalty, I’m sure you can find some pathetic creature who is a blind deaf mute, with a limp, to share those cold and lonely nights in Chittagong.
I’m so confused. Did that twelve year old dump him?
Oh yes.. He’s single, which is exactly as it should be. The man is an orphan eating fathead.
Nothing a paper bag wouldn’t solve.
He hasn’t got any girls because every time he goes near one, they hide in his hairdo until he goes away.That used to happen to me a lot.
So the solution is for him to have a haircut and broaden his horizons a bit further than 12 year olds and the six supermodels in the world. And maybe just to be someone else. Good plan, we should write him a letter.
I wonder what the women are saying in response to the “what are you doing in six weeks’ time”. I’m hoping its “I’ll have just about managed to forget this terrible date”.
Maybe he should look up that hairy back sheila that warnie had all those years ago, they sound like a good couple.
Simone? Yeah she’d do anything for money. Even Shane Warne. So Graeme would be on a safe bet with her. Although she’s not twelve. Could be a problem.
MF, do they make paper bags that big?
http://nicspic2608.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/ugly-betty.jpgThat might do.
I never saw looked at him this seriously…he was always the guy in the hazy background who would step forward once in a while only for the toss and post-match conference…you guys make me think I missed a lot about him. Why the love affair with him? Top ten reasons only please so I can update my views on him easily. I don’t have much on him.
Ahem. Supremely sexy accent.
Soulberry..The fact that he’s actively trying to be a young Matthew Haydon. But not as good.Anyone who trys to copy the FatHeadFlatTrackBully, is a an orphan eating bastard in my eyes.He’s South African.There’s two for you.
Once upon a time he was a prolific batsman (in his early twenties) so the Saffas made him Captain.Whinges like a little girl.Scores a fifty once in a blue moon against bottom tier countries like WI and NZ. Is now Seth Efrica’s sacred cow or more apt – cape buffalo, cause if anyone else batted that badly for so long, they would have been given the chop and whacked on the braai a long ago.