I had a discussion with a very intelligent cricket fan the other day, and she, (yes she you misogynist pig), is a really good sheila, the sort of chick you could have a bevy with whilst pretending to look into her eyes.
We were talking about google, and the sort of things people type into the search engine to find my site.
You see I like talking about myself, because it’s the only thing I’m almost an expert on.
I was telling this lass about the amount of times that women, (I’m assuming), type in things like
“aiden blizzard” + girlfriend (fair enough, according to some he’s dreamy)
david hussey girlfriend cricket (interesting choice)
adam voges girlfriend (big helmets are all the rage this year)
cameron white cricket girlfriend (the vics are popular)
mitchell johnson girlfriend cricket (labret piercing are hot)
It’s quite disturbing.
I think the looking falls into two categories.
Girls looking for trophy boyfriends.
Or girls trying to work out if the dude is single since she is shagging him, or on the verge of shagging.
There isn’t a young Australian domestic cricketer who hasn’t been googled with the word girlfriend next to his name.
Is this how the gold diggers work now, they google their potential sap.
These poor boys won’t know how to stop the buxom fake blonde from knowing everything about them and manufacturing their accidental meeting.
You have to feel sorry for the lads, as we all know cricketers hate peroxide and fake boobies.
I think we should stand up for the lads and put a stop to it nowt, if you ladies want a trophy man, either shag me or move on, I aint a fu©ken dating site for the young and the vacuous.
Glad that is cleared up, but people write lots of weird sh1t to get to this site.
Here are some of my favourites.
michael slater slept with adam gilchrist’s wife (oops)
shane watson nude (his new career)
“matthew hayden” christian hypocrite (suave is that you)
paper into * cleavage” (no idea)
afridi underwear lines (hmmm)
are indian balls big (are they)
couple having $ex in grand stand at the cricket (my dream)
cricketer underwear (see below)
cricketer’s underwear (see below)
cricketers caught naked (see below)
cricketers on underwear (do they snort it)
don bradman pissed his pants in cricket (my personal fav)
does trevor like his balls (who knows)
fu©kwit peter roebuck (was only written once)
graeme smith cricket in love with woman (but she thinks he is an ass clown)
how to write article on cricket (wrong site for that)
if i only had a mustache (or pubes)
indian cricketers in an underwear (hinglish porn search)
mark nicholas sycophant (uhum)
michael hussey womaniser? (doubtful)
michael slater coke (not pepsi)
michael slater gilly wife sleep (wife swap)
michael slater is adam gilchrist’s child’s father controversy (not funny)
no ball underwear (over stepping)
perving at the cricket (also known as tony greiging)
rick ponting ©unt (sounds better with a y)
ricky ponting in underwear (nice)
sex with evil dragons (cricket with balls we have sex with evil dragons)
stuart macgill gay voice (more snooty than gay)
underwear of ricky ponting (y fronts)
cricket with balls probot (I’m famous ma)
Oh and Cindy Nel gets the 2nd most hits for a female on here.
Jacques Kallis not so much.
That’s cool mucker..Ha! how the fuck did you get sex with evil dragons, going to your site?!Below is a list of some of the finer ones from “La Republique”umpiring in massnapolean syndromethird person sociopaththe highest runs mad in the cricket 20/2christians in cricketdaren powell girlfriendricky ponting hair weaving (appears 3 times!)fighting safferricky ponting hair weaveandre nel girlfriendgraeme swann girlfriend
Your list is ok, but talk to me when you have sex with evil dragons.
Lots of people come to my site in the hopes they’ll get Dhoni’s phone no.
I think my favourite is “stuart macgill gay voice”, which must have come out of the following thought process: “I think Stuart Macgill has a bit of a gay voice. I wonder if anyone else thinks that Stuart Macgill has a gay voice. I know, I’ll ask the internet”. If anyone googles those phrases now, they’ll come to this site, to a post about people googling those phrases.
This is too good… people actually searched for all this stuff? UnbelievableJ talk about giving people false hope
My rather staid and numbery blog doesn’t get these entertaining searches. About a quarter of them are about over rates, though, which suggests that there would be popular support for your [Uncle J's] idea of castrating captains of teams who don’t bowl their overs.
What I especially love about the post, and in fact the site, is that there’s no objective way of telling, from scanning the list, which of these googlers might have struck gold at this site, and which ones had to continue searching elsewhere.
4th on the all-time list of Google searches reaching Sportsfreak (after “Sportsfreak”, “Sports freak” and “McCaw is a cheat”) is “Shane Watson nude”.These found a thread on the forum which speculated as to whether SW had nude pictures of the selectors as to a reason for his then continued selection in any Australian team going. I guess those people were disappointed.
Sp, maybe we should both do posts with the title, shane watson nude photographs at last. And then put up a picture of betty white.Dinnie, thats abusurd, i hope you give it to them or at least that weird picture where he points his groin at the camera. David, i should start a movement on castration, we’ll call it the eunuch over movement.Miriam, i’m pretty sure they didn’t find sex with evil dragons here.
Nice one mate.My proudest moment was realising that my site was ranked no.1 for people seeking information about “inject cows blood”. Sadly, it appears I have now slipped down the rankings to about no. 6.
Stuart, was the cow blood thing a Shane Watson joke?Since you haven’t been around much you might not have seenthis.
I’d like to thank whoever did this. “uncle j rod” underwear”uncle j rod” weird man love shane watson david hussey girlfriend sex with evil dragons uncle j rod man love shane watson “uncle j rod” girlfriend”uncle j rod” loves the bulls
What is the deal with all the searches involving underwear?
It sounds like someone is trying to make their mind up between you, David Hussey and the evil dragons.
The mystery of the underwear…I’d pick Hussey, the other two are clearly evil.
Someone once entered well pitched by searching for “Amir Sohails wife”
Ob, perhaps it was Amir just seeing if he could find any pics of her.