It may come as a shock to you, but India and Australia are not the only test nations.
I have just watched something that makes me feel ill.
Graeme Smith making a hundred.
I’m sure some of you have seen this before, it doesn’t happen often, but this is not the first time.
The man was in worse form than the 40 year old virgin, and all of a sudden he starts picking on the Windies.
Why, cause he can’t pick on anyone else.
It takes a special kind of opening batsmen to average 30 in test cricket over the last 2 years, with the opening bowlers we have in international cricket.
And by special I mean, ©rap.
Certain people may not like Hayden cause he averages over 50 against opening attacks that would struggle to get Mike Whitney out, but at least he consistently make runs against all countries around the world.
He is a consistent bully, and with the exception of Ahktar, there is not a bowler that really troubles him.
Smith talks like a bully, is built like a bully, probably smells like a bully and certainly wants to be a bully, but he lacks the actual runs to do so.
He is the epitome of what is wrong with the South Africans, they are great at smashing average teams, out of form teams, and minnows (that was not a Kiwi joke) but when the heat is really on we all know Graeme Smith will not be up to the challenge.
They still gloat about breaking the world record run chase against Australia.
It didn’t happen in a world cup, so who cares.
Lots of people hold records, I held one in a call centre for mentioning a customers name over 24 times in a minute.
Didn’t win me a world cup though.
Australian intrinsically knows that when a major game is played against South Africa they will fail.
Runs against the Windies may prop up your average, they may even make you feel like your hitting form, hell you may even think your pen1s is larger, but they are as important as winning a pop idol show, and Graeme, you look fat in that dress.
Jrod,I thought you knew your stuff…The whining little shit (what is it about people who tell tales about sledging?) averages less than 40 v NZ, and in the last series scored 12 in 3 innings…
UncleJ,You are right about his love for WI bowling. Half of his 15 or 16 odd centuries have been scored off them.
I used to think Grame Smith was another Hayden, when Hayden moved on from bullying India alone to smacking others as well.
At least he was cut off before his 150. We have to take our comfort where we can find it these days.
he is overrated as opener and more overrated as captain…
I can’t believe Dicko calling Paulini fat was so long ago. The first series of Aus idol no less. In all honesty, she did look ridiculous.But yeah, Graeme Smith. What a poo face.
LB, that must be because your attack is so top notch.
so…
are you going to update this page anytime soon?
No it’s more fun if its wrong.