Episode 4 (leg) spinners are cool
What is great about spinners can all be seen with Cricket with balls own Bryce McCain.
The dude is a single father.
He works at a bank.
He wears glasses.
He’s older than Johnny Cash.
Some of you may think he’s a bit of a nerd.
If you think that, you’re wrong, and a little mean. Stereotyping is so last century.
The man is a leg spinner, that’s like crickets version of method acting, everyone wants to do it, but very few can.
Leg Spinning is the coolest of the dark arts.
In fact, leg spinning is the coolest thing you can do with your pants on (naked leg spinning is pretty cool as well).
Me, I’m also a nerd, not as much as Bryce, but a nerd nonetheless. I spend all day looking up information on film directors, I run two blogs, I have more Internet alias than an undercover CIA agent, and I make films where dolls fight gnomes.
The one redeeming quality I have is my ability to bowl wrong uns and sliders. That’s it, but the ladies love it. Trust me, when it comes out the back of my hand, they swoon.
Why do you think Our Bryce might be playing for Australia in 3 weeks, cause he’s cool.
Shane Warne coolest bogan alive.
Richie Beanaud, coolest old man alive.
Anil Kumble coolest dude who once had a moustache and who isn’t Burt.
Mushtaq Ahmed coolest short and chubby dude alive.
Tiger Bill O’Reilly, coolest dead man alive.
So if your having trouble with the ladies, take a page out of Our Bryce McGain’s book, improve the wrist action, follow through and remember, the ladies love variety.
Oh and happy one year anniversary AYALAC. Keep up the good work, the world needs you.
Cheers. Your continued support and smarmy remarks get me through the long, dark winters.Does anyone else find it a co-incidence that leg-spin was only considered once I started pretending to be Shane Warne?It’s almost a bit creepy. On many levels.