marv and patty hearst


The more I think about Ol Marv, (I’m thinking of calling him Mickey, for you Sin City fans) the more I think the dude is a legend.

What p1sses me off the most is that politicians from any country, Zimbabwe, Pakistan or Sri Lanka have anything to do with cricket.

Mickey has served his country with skill, guts and pride for years.

If he thinks his selectors are Muppets he should be able to f*cking say so, he sweated for the cause, he doesn’t have to answer to bureaucrats, corrupt officials and @ss clowns.

The man faced quicks, took body blows and dealt with the media so that his country could taste success.

He is one tough son of a b1tch who has captained his side, carried his side, and kept a steady head when other batsmen have been flashy and soft away from home.

And the Sri Lankan suits are clearly f^cken tools anyway.

First they reanimate the corpse of Jayasuriya for England.

Now they pick Ol’ Marv from some bushwacker league after f*cking with his mind for years.

He hasn’t picked up his bat in 3 months, and because some pen pusher got worried about votes, coups and their mansion and he has to pack his bags for one last heist before he can retire to Mexico.

The man was more retired than Rasputin.

Instead Mickey becomes some rich dudes meal ticket.

Cricketers aren’t commodities.

And if the man wants to call em Muppets and Jokers, good on him.

F*ck the fascist insect that preys upon the common people.

Viva La Mickey (Marvin) I say.

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2 thoughts on “marv and patty hearst

  1. Soulberry says:

    Uncle J, ever considered running for office?Jokes apart, you make a convincing case for Marvan. Can’t help but cast one’s vote for the fellow after reading the article.

  2. Uncle J rod says:

    I’d love to Soul, but i’m pretty sure the world aint ready for me.

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