Lets not stuff around here, no one really wants to vote for John Howard, he’s boring, he lies, he trims his eyebrows for elections, he’s friends with Peter Costello and most importantly his off spinners are dreadful.
Kevin Rudd is no better, he is like a junior version of Howard except with no penchant for tracksuits and so far no embarrassing attempts at bowling off spin.
So we need a third option, and obviously David Hussey is the perfect choice to lead this country.
Now I’m not just writing this because I’m a Victorian and David Hussey is an adopted Victorian.
I’m saying this cause he is the best number 4 in the country and he can’t get picked, well let me rephrase that he is the best number for who hasn’t retired from international cricket, Neil Harvey, Mark Waugh, and Greg Chappell may have had the edge over him back in the day.
But none of them are running for Prime minister, so who cares about them. Mind you I’m sure Neil Harvey would love to.
If they selectors won’t pick this man, I suggest elevating himself to a higher position to force their hand.
David Hussey bats the way a Prime Minister should bat. He is aggressive, puts away the bad ball, loves it when the going gets tough, wears stylish tracksuits in a manly way, is unconventional but effective and is a all rounder (of sorts).
He has the right amount of nerd and dude in him. Also he has a nice mix of blue and white collar and let us not forget he is also a top bloke.
His policies shall include, but not be limited to:
o David Hussey to take office in the number four slot for Australia.
o 200 billion for all cricket fans to be allocated big screen TV’s and comfy chairs.
o The enforcement of a quota system, that allows for no less than 3 Victorian cricketers in the Australian side at any one time.
o Queensland to be renamed New Texas, then kicked out of the commonwealth of Australia.
o 50 billion towards the no off spinner left behind program.
o Melbourne to be renamed “Sports capital of the world” so that Melbourne commentators won’t have to say “Melbourne the sports capital of the world”.
o Pubic Holidays in all states that are hosting an International cricket match.
o Rebates for all owners of Victorian Bushranger shirts.
o Bill Lawry to be made vice chancellor of Australia and given a pope mobile named Wendy.
o Michael Hussey to be treasurer.
Slogan “Why don’t you vote another Hussey into office”…
Written and dictated by Uncle J Rod member of the Hussey for Pm campaign 2007/11.
Best part about David Hussey is his honesty. How good was it to see him actually walk on an lbw last night, rather than waiting for the umpires decision. Too often we see batsmen pretending they were hit outside the line, or it was too high. Hussey just turned on his heel and walked off, not even looking at the umpire. Lets see Gilchrist do that in a World Cup Semi-Final.
Yeah Stuart i hated that, i left the ground in disgust. But it should help his campaign.
He walked on an lbw? WTF? Must be campaigning for a change to the walking law.Can he have a policy of banning the anti-siphoning laws? At least then when Channel 9 see fit to not show the last hour of the cricket someone else will be able to pick up the coverage.Additionally if he can get A Current Affair banned, that’d be great cause it’s sh1thouse. Completely and utterly sh1thouse.