Let me give you some score card analysis on the 3rd one dayer between Australia and India I haven’t seen.
Bracken wasn’t rushed back in, which is fair enough as the team is hardly struggling. This meant hopes played again, and we all know I’m happy about that.
Haddin was dropped for Ponting. Which is ridiculous. Hodge looks like a kid swimming in Jaws and Haddin looks like Roy Schneider killing the fucken shark.
Hodge is struggling, Haddin is smashing them, but lets stay with Hodge because he’s been in the team longer and he may play test cricket. Give me a fucken break. This may be the last time you hear me say a New South Welshman should be in the team instead of a Victorian, so savour it people.
I hope I didn’t say anything nice about Haddin as I haven’t seen any dates with hot English actresses yet.
Roy smashed them again, just another reason why you don’t agitate quality batsmen.
Hayden, ditto.
Sreesanth, you went for plenty again. Time to rethink the Adam Sandler routine.
The off spinning bowling Singh bowled and batted well, I think he likes a bit of vulgar language. Perhaps in the bed room too.
All the Australian bowlers did well. None of them got smashed, unless you count Hodge, and I don’t. Moving on.
Powar didn’t play, what a shame, I had some new rantunga jokes about him.
Yuraj made runs, I hate the fact I didn’t see that. Bet it was good, the boy has something, and I love him in a completely non sexual way. He bats more like Pakistani than an Indian. He has a swagger, I could see him in a western opposite Harry Carey or John Wayne.
I’m pretty happy I don’t have to watch this series, but anytime I miss batsmen like Singh and Roy make runs. Those are the special one day games. Hussey and Dravid can score runs in a million one dayers and I’m not interested, but Singh and Roy make one day cricket entertaining, and that’s hard to do.
Like Bill Lawry tried to do. (Heres a picture of Megan Fox, in Transformers, for Bill).
Australia 2-0 my 4-2 prediction is looking shaky.
Jesus, JRod, did you have to stick in the bit about Yuvraj batting more like a Pakistani than an Indian? Bloody Aussies, even they say something good about you, they can’t stop sledging.BTW, are you going to be at the MCG on Boxing Day? Feel like meeting up for a beer?
There is something in this Indian team still, to stage a comeback and perhaps draw this series. They did get out of a similar rut in England, just a few weeks back. But this is obviously going to be much tougher. Can only hope they take the step up.
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Something’s wrong with the site’s feeds. I have gotten no Oct posts in my Google Reader.Re: the match. I think I am going to sleep through the series. Hi, Ankit!
samir, when i was 12 my heroes were mushtaq ahmed and wasim akram. so for me to say he bats like a Pakistani, is a compliment. I know you may not see it that way, but trust me, if i was sledging him i’d say he batted like a south african. Yeah i will be at the boxing day test, but probably wont be there boxing day itself, but would be great to have a beer.john, this is a good indian team, all they need to do is rip through the batting order once and they’ll be back, problem is their bowlers look a little shell shocked. ankit, thanks mate i’ll check yours out.dinnie, yeah ill look into that, mind you i dont even know what a google reader is.