Last night I watched the India vs. Australia, game. Well its not so much a match, just an innings.
The innings did tell us a few things.
o Australia still looks dodgy when they lose early wickets. But they are missing, Hussey, Ponting and Watson, that’s a big hole.
o Clarke could be ready to take a real role in the Aussie batting line up. That was a top innings, India were looking sexy as hell before Clarke tore them a new ass.
o Hopes is full of piss and vinegar. He did what Watson, Harvey, and Shane Lee were all picked for. He came in and batted free and easy, he made runs at better than run a ball without really middling any. What happens when he starts to get his feet at this level? (He is going to invent a new cricket shot, just you wait and see).
o Dhoni might be able to captain, but if your bowlers are bowling shit, it can be hard to set a field to it. How many full tosses were there. Seriously he must have wanted to pull every one of his well managed hairs out.
o India looks a lot slower with the three old blokes in the filed. Sure Ganguly was injured most of the time, but they still looked slow. Tendulkar and Dravid have better things to do at their age than play in this shit.
o Haddin may not be a world beater, but that was a good innings. He still needs to get me a date with Keira Knightley for me to like him. And for me to publically say I like him, Keira needs to put out.
o Sreesanth can take wickets, but he also travels. When he isn’t taking wickets he could be a liability.
o That fat dude who bowls off spin has beautiful flight, spins the ball nicely, but he lost the plot under pressure. Also he looks like a young Ranatunga. Can’t be good for his love life.
Let’s see how this truly useless series progresses.
I’m thinking Australia 4-2, but with the injuries India could still win. The PeterTaylor/VenkatapathiRaju cup is up fro grabs.
[looks at Knightley][frowns at Knightley][flounces out]
Symo logged his much-needed innings today.Being a holiday today here, I was watching the SA-Pakistan test match blissfully unaware that the India-Aus match had commenced – I thought it was a day-nighter. So I missed out the initial 37 overs. Not many regrets though.I would like to sound competitive here but I wish my surrogates would do it with their bats, now that India’s bowlers have just shot up the bottoms of their followers. (How did they manage that?…must be fitted with a tail gun I guess).Powar’s precise role remains a mystery to me. They tell us he is an attacking bowler…I’m sure they meant “attacked.” Then they tell us he is an all-rounder…I haven’t seen him play an innings of worth in international cricket and it’s not for want of batting opportunities. Sehwag is a better off-spinning all-rounder. But he is a Mum-bhai and someone was kidding the other day that he was be the long-lost son of Mr.Pawar the BCCI prez actually. (re: Bollywood movie plots…rather common to have a son born of an earlier juvenile encounter, subsequently abandoned/overlooked/forgotten/ignorant of, to resurface later and wreak havoc). I laughed him off…I told him Powar was in for important entertainment value.Bit of a shame, but guess it is time for the old horses to be pastured out of this game.And what is that nice lady doing in an Ind-Aus encounter?…Who is she?I was about to type my series scoreline when I remembered I must at least sound competitive on behalf of the Indian team.
Dinnie you’ll always be my first love. You know that, Keira means nothing to me. Soulberry, Powar entertains through unintentional comedy, like Derek Crookes and Phil Tufnell before him.
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