Since I put my joke ICC world rankings up yesterday, I thought I’d give it a go for real this time. If I’m still alive in 3 years time you can bag me about them.
Test
Australia (Its hard work without the adulterer)
Sri Lanka (thrown into second place)
England (powered by freddy)
South Africa (robot cricketers will never win important tests)
Pakistan (Hell who knows with them)
New Zealand (Could be higher if Bond fit, or if he has a steel rod inserted)
India (navjot sidhu to coach)
West Indies (might have to start playing white players)
Bangladesh (rome wasn’t built in a day)
Zimbabwe (handicapped by mugabe)
Kenya (I love their flag)
One day
Sri Lanka (slinged into top spot)
South Africa (robot cricketers win important one dayers)
Pakistan (insert anywhere on list)
West Indies (no need for white players in one dayers)
Australia (I may get crucified for this)
India (navjot sidhu to open)
England (one cricket still a mystery to them)
Bangladesh (aravinda de ashraful)
New Zealand (Robotic Bond perhaps)
Zimbabwe (Not enough chickens to feed the players)
Kenya (great flag)
20 20
really
who
gives
a
shit
